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Bang Bang Bang

"What the hell is that?"

Romano slowly got up from the couch he was having his siesta on and walked to the door. He was just about to open it when-

Bang Bang Bang

"Lovino! Let me in! I know you took it! Give me my tomato seeds back!"

The Italian stopped himself from opening the door and frowned. It was [Name]. Shit. He really didn't want to deal with this right now. He was missing his siesta because of you. Screw it. He would just tell you he didn't know what he was talking about. Hopefully you would buy it and go bug someone else.

Lovino sighed and turned the knob, opening the door. 'Lets get this over with.'

"What the hell are you going on about, idiota?"

He barely had time to react before you tackled him to the ground, straddling his hips with hands on either side of his head.

"Don't bullshit me, Lovino! I know you took them! I'm not stupid!"

"Don't get your panties all in a wad! I don't know anything about any damn tomato seeds!"

You suddenly became very aware that he was in fact not wearing a shirt. You must have caught him in the middle of one of his sies-nap things. No matter. Your gardening needed tending to and this asshole was preventing it. You would have to use drastic measures. would have to use that.

Your mouth curved into a wicked grin. Oh, this would be fun...

Of course, this didn't go unnoticed. "OI! Razzaga! You really shouldn't smile like that. It's creepy."
You fixed your gaze on his and spoke.

"Oh, Lovi.~ If you don't give me my seeds, I'm going to have to do the unthinkable.~"

The Italians' brows furrowed in a confused manner. What on earth was she talking about...

You grin grew into something almost demonic.

"Spain told me something interesting about you the other day. It had something to do with that curl of yours."

Lovino gulped. No way did that Spainish bastard tell [Name] about that! He wouldn't betray him like that! Right? Ah hell, that lose-mouthed bastard would tell the dead the color of his underwear if they were able to listen...

His worst fears were confirmed when your hand shot up and grabbed his curl, pulling on it roughly.

"A-ah!~" The Italians face grew extremly red and his eyes began to glaze over with that all to familiar feeling.

You simply continued to smile down at him.

"Now Lovi, are you going to give me what I want?"
You pulled once more on his curl and elicted a low growl from him.

You were suddenly caught off-guard when he grabbed your wrist and flipped you both over, him between your legs, faces close.

You saw something in his eyes that you had never seem before, and it excited you.

"Si, bella. I'll give you what you want.~"
Alrighty guys!~ Another request is out of the way! Only Austria, England, and France remain! Then I will start taking more requests! But I will only be taking 5 because taking more than 5 was just overwhelming for me. :iconcryforeverplz:

I'm sorry updates have taken me so long. Writers block is a bitch. :iconmhmmplz:

Well anyways!~ A very special thanks to :iconpurpleflowerribbons: for proofing this for meh! I love you m'w'fe! :iconwinkyplz:

M'kay! I'm going to finish rp-ing with this wonderful fem!Romano(I'm Prussia! I SHIP THEM SO HARD! ARETRYEW) and I'm off to bed! I gotta go get an effing cavity filled.


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ALRIGHT GUYS! Enjoy! Fave and leave a comment! Let me know how I did. I might just turn this into a lemon. :iconharharplz:
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AllTehSingleErenz Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That escalated quickly.
AtlantisReturns Featured By Owner 6 days ago
*hyperventilating* HOT. DAMN. HOT. DAMN. HOT DAMN! Part two please!
ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Edited Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Leemmmon chaapptteerr it must happen 0.0
45GunsAndaRope Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  New member Student General Artist
Please I need Lemons for lemonade!~ Awesome story, by the way.
PreetyCake123 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh shh-- I just.... Please make this into a lemon. Holy... Romaaannnooooo.  *faints*
anime2lover7 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
DolphinSarah123 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Romano then gave me the lemon seeds... I mean the tomato seeds... *Nerves laugh*
Tairulz Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Omg i loved it! If you haven't already made it into a lemon then do so! :D
FairyTail4322 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish Spain had a curl BUT I FRUKING LOVE ROMANO (I want the lemon)
HiroamiTheVampire Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  New member Student Artist
I would of tackle-choke him (light choke that is)Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] 
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