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"What the hell is that?"

Romano slowly got up from the couch he was having his siesta on and walked to the door. He was just about to open it when-

Bang Bang Bang

"Lovino! Let me in! I know you took it! Give me my tomato seeds back!"

The Italian stopped himself from opening the door and frowned. It was [Name]. Shit. He really didn't want to deal with this right now. He was missing his siesta because of you. Screw it. He would just tell you he didn't know what he was talking about. Hopefully you would buy it and go bug someone else.

Lovino sighed and turned the knob, opening the door. 'Lets get this over with.'

"What the hell are you going on about, idiota?"

He barely had time to react before you tackled him to the ground, straddling his hips with hands on either side of his head.

"Don't bullshit me, Lovino! I know you took them! I'm not stupid!"

"Don't get your panties all in a wad! I don't know anything about any damn tomato seeds!"

You suddenly became very aware that he was in fact not wearing a shirt. You must have caught him in the middle of one of his sies-nap things. No matter. Your gardening needed tending to and this asshole was preventing it. You would have to use drastic measures. Yes...you would have to use that.

Your mouth curved into a wicked grin. Oh, this would be fun...

Of course, this didn't go unnoticed. "OI! Razzaga! You really shouldn't smile like that. It's creepy."
You fixed your gaze on his and spoke.

"Oh, Lovi.~ If you don't give me my seeds, I'm going to have to do the unthinkable.~"

The Italians' brows furrowed in a confused manner. What on earth was she talking about...

You grin grew into something almost demonic.

"Spain told me something interesting about you the other day. It had something to do with that curl of yours."

Lovino gulped. No way did that Spainish bastard tell [Name] about that! He wouldn't betray him like that! Right? Ah hell, that lose-mouthed bastard would tell the dead the color of his underwear if they were able to listen...

His worst fears were confirmed when your hand shot up and grabbed his curl, pulling on it roughly.

"A-ah!~" The Italians face grew extremly red and his eyes began to glaze over with that all to familiar feeling.

You simply continued to smile down at him.

"Now Lovi, are you going to give me what I want?"
You pulled once more on his curl and elicted a low growl from him.

You were suddenly caught off-guard when he grabbed your wrist and flipped you both over, him between your legs, faces close.

You saw something in his eyes that you had never seem before, and it excited you.

"Si, bella. I'll give you what you want.~"
Alrighty guys!~ Another request is out of the way! Only Austria, England, and France remain! Then I will start taking more requests! But I will only be taking 5 because taking more than 5 was just overwhelming for me. :iconcryforeverplz:

I'm sorry updates have taken me so long. Writers block is a bitch. :iconmhmmplz:

Well anyways!~ A very special thanks to :iconpurpleflowerribbons: for proofing this for meh! I love you m'w'fe! :iconwinkyplz:

M'kay! I'm going to finish rp-ing with this wonderful fem!Romano(I'm Prussia! I SHIP THEM SO HARD! ARETRYEW) and I'm off to bed! I gotta go get an effing cavity filled.

DISCLAIMER!~

I do NOT own :

Romano
You
This picture
OR (unfortunatly) Hetalia

I DO OWN:

:iconpurpleflowerribbons:
:iconwolfwantsred:
:iconfearless0013:
AND LAST BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST!
:iconshinammi:

ALRIGHT GUYS! Enjoy! Fave and leave a comment! Let me know how I did. I might just turn this into a lemon. :iconharharplz:
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charlieholton Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015
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RainbowFlare71023 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh...my Shy Fluttershy Free avvie :fluttershy: 
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:iconlunabondevik:
LunaBondevik Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  New Deviant
I love this fanfic. please make a lemon? pretty please with tomatoes on top?
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:iconanimeaddictedfangirl:
AnimeAddictedFangirl Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  New Deviant
OwO Oh my... CX Great Fic!
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:iconnoemi-sakamaki:
Noemi-Sakamaki Featured By Owner May 23, 2015
That was fun to read! Thank you and your good writing skills for creating this :) 
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icantdrawlikethiz Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  New Deviant
when live gives you lemons 






make germany and japan read it
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KayleeJonesVargas Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
XDD IKR
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:iconmistpaw89:
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Student Writer
When life gives you lemons.....








You.Read.Them.France (Intro) [V4] Hetalia Spinning France Ohon honhon hon Icon 
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xXxSoulReaverxXx Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
This is my favorite comment ever. omg yes.
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:iconmistpaw89:
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Student Writer
Why thank you!
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:iconlaradotxandtx101:
Laradotxandtx101 Featured By Owner May 11, 2015   Digital Artist
When life gives you lemons.....









ohonhonhonhonhonhon 
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Vightning Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
please part zweiiiiii
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:iconpinkiepie11219:
PinkiePie11219 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Screw the tomato seeds. I want yours instead!
Romano: *blushes*
Spain: I seem to have heard you wanted some seeds?!
Francis: Onhonhonhon...
Gilbert: Kesesesesesese...
Me: I'm up for a 5-some?!
Everyone else on the planet: ¿Que?
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:iconkreepinz:
Kreepinz Featured By Owner May 4, 2015
^pretty much
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:iconbonniebear98:
Bonniebear98 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student Writer
PART DU IS NEEDED!!! XD
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shadez8828 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*nosebleed*
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:iconhetalia-story-writer:
Omg it's so good I love it
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:iconpsycoteen:
PsycoTeen Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
When life gives you lemon...you gotta read em all XD
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:iconneko1kirito:
Neko1Kirito Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
Great Story :D :)
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Everytime a title has " curl " in it I click on it because I know ppl gonna get their curls pulled XD I love tht stuff XD
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
SAMEEEEE
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD yaaay
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That moment when you tag one of your comment buddies in a competiton!








btw I just did that to you LOLOLOLOLOL.
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Look @ mah homepage -.- I will haunt u
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:iconanimegeekkatie:
AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
LOL XD 



Its just that I remeber having a long cnvo over comments so I was like: WHO TO PICCCCCK. *sees you* AH HAH... Kitteh >:)
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Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
-.-
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
U little-! URGGG what is it?!
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Paralyzed-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
(( THE INTRO ))

'Bang Bang'

-GASP-

BANG BANG ALL OVA YOUUU, YOU KNOW YOU WANT MEH-

//Shot
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animelovernqueen Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Professional Writer
lol I did that saaame thing
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SicaSica4 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Student Photographer
HAHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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:iconparalyzed-chan:
Paralyzed-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
//Pats shouldet

YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE.
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mcedillo2002 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
I did that too! 😆
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SilverBronze Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
before you tackled him to the ground, straddling his hips with hands on either side of his head.

"Don't bullshit me, Lovino! I know you took them! I'm not stupid!"

Shit, Reader-chan means business 0-0
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:iconvocaloid-are-awesome:
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really want!
I wanna, I wanna, I really really wanna zigzag, ah!
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abyssvoidsnowfall Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
Me: oh reader-chan seems to be getting her seeds alright.
Abyss: ewwww you a pervert!
Romano:*walks into room* what-a the hell is-a going on?
Me:*grins evilly at Romano* I wonder if it's true.
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valan71237 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Professional Photographer
This caught my attention cause the title was so kinky.. Devilish 
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Kyoko-Kimo Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shit. RUNNNN!!!!
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RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Damn...
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Writer
Who can taste lemon?
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:iconrosemayliegottschalk:
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well I Taste Honey ( Was Licking Honey)
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:iconamliajane12345:
amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Writer
Can I can taste sour lemon lollipops! 
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:iconrosemayliegottschalk:
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
... Oh A Sucker!~
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Eclipse350 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
U can't pull the curl without a lemon in the fanfic. Fact.
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MariaUchiha13 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Exactly where is the rest!!
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Student Filmographer
Me:I smell a lemon
Someone random:dirty girly
Me: I meant the fruit you idiot *blushes* O////O
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Fiinami110 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
'Bang Bang Bang' Me:INTO DE ROOF I KNOW U WANT ET 'Bang Bang Bang' ALLL OVER YOOUUU WAIT A MINUTE(gurrl)LET ME TAKE YOU THERE WAIT A MINUTE AHHHHHH(btw,i love desh c:)
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Finn-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
sooooo........what color IS Spain's underwear? 
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TheTrueKeitastic Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014
ROMANO

OR

TOMATO
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EveFTW Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
Make a lemon! :D Also this is great
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Unwanted-immortals Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Wait do I remember there was a lemon? WAS IT DELETED ._. 
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